Monthly Archives: February 2008

Happy Valley Hoedown with The Fleshtones

Posted on February 29, 2008 by

Let the Kamper be perfectly clear, so there can be no misunderstanding: The Fleshtones are the funnest live band you will ever see. I know whereof I speak, as I have partaken of my share of fun bands. So it … Continue reading →

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What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Ohio

Posted on February 28, 2008 by

This is an outrage! An OUTRAGE, I tell you. As a proud former Ohioan (that is, I’m proud to be a former Ohioan), the Kamper is incensed, appalled, sickened, aggrieved, affronted, and just plain hurt by the piece of Internet … Continue reading →

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8 Ways to Impress the Kamper

Posted on February 27, 2008 by

It seems that CNBC anchor Erin Burnett is receiving a lot of guff for an article she wrote for Men’s Health entitled “8 Ways to Impress Me.” The problem? The entire list — that’s right, all 8 items — consisted … Continue reading →

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How’d It Get Burned? How’d It Get Burned? How’d It Get BURNED? YouTube responds to Wicker Man

Posted on February 24, 2008 by

If you are a connoisseur of Bad Cinema then you no doubt are already intimately familiar with Neil LaBute’s lamentable 2006 remake of The Wicker Man, starring Nicholas Cage as a detective who gets more than he bargained for when … Continue reading →

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There are no Banana Trees

Posted on February 19, 2008 by

There are no banana trees. There is a man and a newspaper. There is hunger, and also thirst. The sun, still low in the eastern sky, rakes the breakfast buffet from the side through the hotel restaurant’s plate glass windows. … Continue reading →

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Happy Valleyentines Day, Part 2

Posted on February 14, 2008 by

It can be a challenge to put our most intimate feelings into words, but then a song comes along that does it perfectly, and with such style. This one is going out to Mrs. Kamper!! Happy Valleyentines Day, baby, 21 … Continue reading →

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Happy Valleyentines Day!!

Posted on February 13, 2008 by

From those irrepressible scamps over at Something Awful come a batch of Valentines greetings. These are from a while back (2006, to be exact), but, hey, great comedy never goes out of style. The topic: A Very Star Wars Valentines. … Continue reading →

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Local Mathematician Develops James Brown Numerical System

Posted on February 6, 2008 by

Professor Brian J. Gilchrist, a professor of Xtreme Mathematics at the University of Massachusetts, held a press conference on Wednesday to announce that he had developed a radical new numerical system based on the pioneering work of soul singer James … Continue reading →

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Massachusetts Residents Will Be Damned if They Can Recall a Single Thing about Romney’s Term as Governor

Posted on February 4, 2008 by

As former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney continues his presidential campaign, Massachusetts residents are struggling to recall a single, solitary thing he did or said during his term as their governor. One life-long resident, Ralph Tierkel, said, “Geez, I remember when … Continue reading →

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Cloverfield Monster Revealed (Again)

Posted on February 1, 2008 by

From superdeluxe.com comes “The Cloverfield Bootleg.”

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