Monthly Archives: January 2008

Romney, Huckabee & the Fried Chicken Moment

Posted on January 30, 2008 by

Mike Huckabee has taken Mitt Romney to task for removing the skin from his fried chicken before eating it during a recent visit to KFC. “Going thru the weight loss program I try to eat it more broiled and baked … Continue reading →

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Play Some Zeppelin, Man. Or Else

Posted on January 30, 2008 by

Now this is the Kamper’s kind of DJ. A volunteer at a community radio station set fire to the station because he was upset that his song selections for an overnight Internet broadcast were changed, police said. Before you typecast … Continue reading →

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Cloverfield Monster Finally Revealed: It’s the Characters

Posted on January 26, 2008 by

NOTE: This post contains SPOILERS, so if you haven’t seen Cloverfield and you plan to do so, you should probably skip it, though your life will be the poorer for it. ________________________________________________________ After months of fervid speculation in some of … Continue reading →

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Murray v. Torturro: Bowlo Y Bowlo

Posted on January 25, 2008 by

From Funny or Die. The Kamper’s money is on Jesus.

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Dick Cheney Sends Terminator Back in Time to Eliminate Joe Wilson’s Mother

Posted on January 25, 2008 by

Happy Valley News has learned that Vice President Dick Cheney has sent a Terminator back in time to kill the mother of administration critic Joe Wilson before he is ever born. Joe Wilson wrote a July 6, 2003 editorial in … Continue reading →

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A Robot Performs Standup Comedy . . .

Posted on January 23, 2008 by

From Michael Drucker over at McScweeney’s. A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Lackluster Response. Hello, world! What level is everyone’s excitement currently at? I’m sorry. I cannot hear you. Would you please repeat your excitement, preferably at a louder … Continue reading →

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Huckabee Adopts Risky ‘Screw Reagan’ Strategy for Super Tuesday

Posted on January 22, 2008 by

At a hastily arranged press conference on Monday, Mike Huckabee announced a radical new strategy for his presidential campaign going into the Super Tuesday primaries to be held on February 5. The new campaign is dubbed “Screw Ronald Reagan,” and … Continue reading →

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Happy Valley Hoedown with Steve Wynn

Posted on January 20, 2008 by

Steve Wynn fronted the Dream Syndicate, one of my fave bands back from when I was a too-cool-for-school college radio geek in the early eighties. After Dream Syndicate broke up, I lost touch with Steve’s music, and it wasn’t until … Continue reading →

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Wainy Days #18

Posted on January 17, 2008 by

The latest episode of Wainy Days — funny, funny stuff from David Wain. He’s the fella behind Stella (also funny, funny, now sadly canceled, canceled). Wain more accurately should be described as a fella behind Stella, since the other two … Continue reading →

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Gen. David Petraeus Ascends Bodily into Heaven

Posted on January 15, 2008 by

Baghdad, Iraq — On Monday, at 2:52 p.m. local time, the clouds above Baghdad parted, the skies opened, and, to the angelic sounds of a heavenly choir, Lt. General David H. Petraeus was assumed bodily into heaven. The clearly startled … Continue reading →

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