Martha Winkel, a University of Massachusetts sophomore who had pledged in April to ‘revirgin’ herself by living a life of abstinence until marriage, was redeflowered on Saturday night, Happy Valley News Hour has learned. Ms. Winkel made the abstinence pledge at a True Love Waits rally on the UMASS campus in April, while the redeflowering occurred in her dorm room after an end-of-the-term Fellowship Party at the Young Campus Christians Club. The redeflowerer, UMASS junior Todd Gitlik, was himself a self-identified revirgin, making the act of copulation a rare double deflowering. Ms. Winkel’s original virginity was taken in 2004. Upon waking on Sunday morning, both Ms. Winkel and Mr. Gitlik pledged to re-revirgin themselves, which is expected to last until the Fourth of July weekend, when Mr. Gitlik is scheduled to visit Ms. Winkel at her family’s home in Pennsylvania.
Revirgin Redeflowered
June 12, 2007 · 10 Comments
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Boctaoe // June 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I wonder if Hallmarks has a card for all that?
Robert // June 12, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I’m in my fourties and I can recall some silliness about women losing their “virginity” riding horses… Ah, the good old days.
Garry Hills // June 12, 2007 at 2:03 pm
They really do know how to do it, so to speak, in the good Commonwealth of Massachusetts!
Daniel // June 12, 2007 at 3:41 pm
It appears that it’s not only a rare double deflowering, it’s also evolution at work. This might be the first ever recorded observation of a double redeflowering.
Dan // June 12, 2007 at 4:29 pm
I hope they stop at 13 because anything beyond that is unlucky!!!
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Erin O'Brien // June 28, 2007 at 9:30 am
erf.
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